『English as She is Wrote Showing Curious Ways in which the English Language may be made to Convey Ideas or obscure them.』is a free novelette e-book of Anonymous available on Project Gutenberg. It has 11,740 words and may take about 1h to read.
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_Prefatory._ "Anybody," said an astute lawyer, addressing the jury to whom the opposing counsel had reflected upon inaccuracies in the spelling of his brief--"anybody can write English correctly,...
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