『A Defective Santa Claus』is a free short short e-book of James Whitcomb Riley available on Project Gutenberg. It has 2,279 words and may take about 10min to read.
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10min
2,279
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Allus when our Pa he's away Nen Uncle Sidney comes to stay At our house here--so Ma an' me An' Etty an' Lee-Bob won't be Afeard ef anything at night Might happen--like Ma says it might.
Author
James Whitcomb Riley
(1849 - 1916)
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