Wait for Weight

Jack McKenty

When Marsy Gras shot off its skyrockets, Mars Observatory gave it the works--fireworks!

Jack McKenty

_Sometimes the best incentive is to tell a man that success will throw him out of a job!_ Illustrated by SIBLEY When Dr. Allport Brinton's alarm clock sounded, it brought madness.

Jonathan Swift

1729 It is a melancholy object to those, who walk through this great town, or travel in the country, when they see the streets, the roads and cabbin-doors crowded with beggars of the female sex,...

Charlotte Perkins Gilman

It is very seldom that mere ordinary people like John and myself secure ancestral halls for the summer.

Plato

Translated by Benjamin Jowett INTRODUCTION.

Ambrose Bierce

THE MILLENNIUM FULCRUM EDITION, 1988 A man stood upon a railroad bridge in northern Alabama, looking down into the swift water twenty feet below.